Thursday, August 27, 2009

EnCana Put Out $1 Million Reward for Pipeline Bomber

EnCana has doubled it's original offer of $500,000 to $1 million in an effort to capture the likely environmentally motivated "Pipeline Bomber." The bomber has struck six targets in nine months and has only invoked a loss of profits; none of lives or limbs. If you watched this week's episode of "It's the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine" from the stimulator, you'd already know all about this shit, and why the Pipeline Bomber should be a world-renowned hero instead of a hunted "terrorist."

Did you watch it? Well, now you know about how evil the "motherfucking tar sands" are, you may have been introduced to your new favorite program, AND you learned about SnitchWire's new favorite anonymous, autonomous superhero! But anyway, SnitchWire encourages all readers to try and get that cool million by framing a Nazi instead!

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